The Covid 15

So apparently...a lot of people have gotten fat and fluffy because of the lockdown. 

...

How this was possible I have no idea, considering everyone had UNLIMITED FUCKING TIME TO WORKOUT AT HOME AND BURPEES ARE FREE

But it happened. 

And now perhaps you need to do something about it . 

Im going to make this EASY 

Accelerated Fat Loss is $20 off 

You can unfat yourself and take your health seriously, or walk around with the Chinese Kung Flu Fat weight because you ate too much. 

PICK ONE. 

Unfat yourself